Here's How To Fix The World Economy

Those pinhead stock market morons who manipulate share prices are still at it.
They have now upped the pace to make it so that share prices go both high then low on the same day. This allows them to buy low, then sell high, and make millions.

Here's how to fix the world economy.
Pass a temporary law making it so that shares that move more than 2 percent a day get locked up from trading for a week.
That way, they can decline gracefully over a longer term, and these morons who are raping the world economies can be forced to accept what the rest of us have to accept - that when shares drop, we all lose money, or should do.