I am a legend in my own mind! I admire myself in the mirror, and just KNOW what a wonderful person I am. Then, I try to leave the room, and I find that my head will no longer fit through the door. So, I pose around, flex what few muscles I have, and admire myself some more. Then I think of the advertising for Bowflex fitness machines, where the smug guy with the hunk body says "I gave all my fat clothes to my fat friends" and I think of what I could say, and it is:
" I gave all of my thin clothes to my thin friends, because how did I get a body like this? - NOFLEX!"
Wednesday, March 26, 2008
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